Man wins £37m fruit machine jackpot… but is offered £60 and a free meal instead

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Man wins £37m fruit machine jackpot… but is offered £60 and a free meal instead

  • Casino bosses tell gambler win was a ‘software failure’
  • Player to launch lawsuit to force prize payout

By
Allan Hall

Last updated at 5:31 PM on 12th December 2011


Gambling man: Behar Merlaku wants to force a casino to pay out the massive jackpot

Gambling man: Behar Merlaku wants to force a casino to pay out the massive jackpot

A gambler who thought he had won £37million on a fruit machine has been offered a free meal and £60 instead, after casino bosses said the jackpot was due to a ‘software error’.

Behar Merlaku, 26, played the winning machine at a casino in Bregenz, Austria.

Despite only getting four of the slot machine’s five required matches, Mr Merlaku was told he had won the massive jackpot -  complete with a winning bell and flashing screen.

However when he went to claim his prize, the Swiss player was instead offered the money and meal by casino bosses after they refused to pay out.

Now the disgruntled 26-year-old is to
launch a lawsuit in Austria next month to force the casino to honour the
‘win’, which Mr Merlaku’s lawyers says he is entitled to because of the
what machine said.

The civil action, thought to be the
biggest claim of its kind anywhere in the world, is being keenly watched
by gaming operators everywhere.

The incident happened in a Casinos
Austria AG establishment at Bregenz, which is run by a company which
also has UK outlets, on March 26 this year.

When Mr Merlaku made his claim the operators of the casino immediately blamed a glitch in the machine.

When he snubbed the paltry offer of
compensation he was banned from the casino. Lawyers for the plaintiff
say the company has passed the buck to the fruit machine manufacturer
and refuse to take any responsibility for the error.

It also cited Austrian law which said jackpots cannot normally be higher than two million euros.

A press conference is due to be held
tomorrow in Innsbruck, Austria, outlining the case against Casinos
Austria, which operates a casino in Glasgow.

From ecstasy to agony: When Mr Merlaku made his claim the operators of the casino immediately blamed a glitch in the fruit machine

From ecstasy to agony: When Mr Merlaku made his claim the operators of the casino immediately blamed a glitch in the fruit machine

Its UK subsidiary holds a UK gaming
operators licence. It also operates casinos in Cairns and Canberra,
Australia, and elsewhere.

Mr Merlaku’s legal team said: ‘The slot machine that produced the winning display was immediately accessed by Casinos Austria.

‘There
was no contemporaneous independent assessment of the claimed error, and
no opportunity has since been afforded by the company for the machine
software to be analysed, other than by Atronic, a supplier to it of
jackpot controllers.

‘The
regulator, the Austrian Ministry of Finance, has shown no interest in
pursuing an orderly investigation as would be the case in well regulated
gaming jurisdictions such as the UK, Switzerland, Singapore, the USA,
Australia and Macau.’

The first hearing in the case is scheduled for January 10 next year.

Lawsuit: The gambler's legal team will argue that because the machine told him he had won he is therefore justified in pursuing a claim

Lawsuit: The gambler’s legal team will argue that because the machine told him he had won he is therefore justified in pursuing a claim

Mr Merlaku, a Kosovar-Albanian who moved to Switzerland at the time of the Balkans wars, said in an Austrian television interview that the greatest moment of his life quickly turned into the worst.

He added: ‘The jackpot came up loud and clear. There was music and the sum I had won – nearly 43 million euros – was displayed on a screen.

‘I was so overjoyed and in my head I began calculating what I could do with all this money.’

Mr Merlaku even used his mobile phone to film footage of the winning noise and screen.

However, this could be used against him in court because the video shows he only had four of the five symbols in a line; in Austria there must be five matches.

His lawyers will argue that because the machine told him he had won and therefore is justified in pursuing a claim.

Here’s what other readers have said. Why not add your thoughts,
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I think he is one cherry short of a fruit cake .

If for instance he had of got the 5 symbols and no jackpot alarm sounded then it would probably be because a reel (or two) are out of alignment.
Because the alarm sounded and the fifth reel had not lined up leads me to believe he did win it and the fifth reel is out of alignment.
I’ve lost count of the times I’ve had to tell a customer “Malfunctions voids all pays” but I have experienced malfunctions just like this and paid the jackpot once it’s been established the win was correct (even though the reels said differently).
The only difference is that it tends to be in the hundreds and thousands and not millions.

If the game instructions clearly state you need x stats for x prizes but you get Y instead then cant expect to collect the amount awarded for X but I dont blame the guy for trying.

This guy deserves his dosh simples

my brother used to say what goes in the top is theirs. what comes out of the bottom is mine. sounds fair

If this had happened here, the casino would get away with it, as gambling is legally void under English law, so can’t sue for winnings. Bear that in mind whenever you gamble!

Well known that playing slots is a road to ruin. I hope he gets it but I doubt he will. The best he can hope for is some compensation up to the 2 mil max jackpot. The casinos never mention all the ‘ glitches ‘ that occur every day when the machines take the punters money. But they never know. They call it the house ‘ edge ‘. Yeh right.

He probably ‘rigged’ the machine to win anyway

If the guy only got 4 out of the 5 needed then he clearly hasn’t won. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
- Jonathan B, Guadalajara Mexico, 12/12/2011 18:17 — The glitch was only 4 out 5 were shown on the screen meaning he really won 5 out 5 and the jackpot showed. The glitch wasn’t the fact that the jackpot showed he won but the fact only 4 out 5 were shown on the screen which was the glitch, time to pay up.

Why is it always a software error when there is a big jackpot to pay out? Happens all the time at BlackHawk in Colorado. I think these places should be forced to pay out – once and they’ll make sure their computer software never has another glitch. It’s not fair and 60 and a free meal certainly isn’t a fair payout. I know the pot is always bent in favor of the house but this is ridiculous.

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The BBC’s female newscasters are lining up for a Strictly
Come Dancing challenge as part of Children in Need night, it has been
announced.

Emily Maitlis, Sophie Raworth, Susanna Reid and Sian Williams will face the
ballroom show’s male judges as part of the annual charity fundraiser.

The Apprentice’s Lord Sugar will enter the Dragon’s Den, while Westlife and
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This year’s show will take place on Friday, November 18.

Other performances planned for the night include the cast of EastEnders
performing the hits of Queen, and a new version of the Mah Na Mah Na song,
originally made famous by The Muppets.

Famous faces including Harry Hill and Davina McCall will lend their vocal
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Sir Terry Wogan, Fearne Cotton, Alesha Dixon and Tess Daly will act as hosts
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Channel 4 has commissioned a second, 10-part series of 10
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The full original line up of David Mitchell Charlie Brooker,
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Set to launch early in 2012, the weekly series will use the presenting
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witty, fresh and intelligent take on current issues and events.

Each 45 minute show will be broadcast live, and the team will be joined by a
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Darren Smith, Commissioning Editor Channel 4 said “We’re thrilled to be back
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A man has apologised and admitted falsely accusing The X
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Leonard Watters apologised in court for making two false reports to Irish
police that the pop music mogul sexually assaulted him in Dublin nightspot
Krystle.

Watters, 24, from Navan, Co Meath, went into the witness box in the city’s
District Court to say sorry to Walsh.

“I would like to sincerely apologise to Mr Louis Walsh for all the stuff I
put him through. The allegation was false,” he said.

Judge Dermot Dempsey ordered a probation and welfare report
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BBC Two has announced a number of cooking programmes to be
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Janice Hadlow, Controller, BBC Two, said: “BBC Two is serving up some
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Raymond Blancs Christmas Feast

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This year its all about party food. Si and Dave travel the length and
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Rick Steins Spanish Christmas

Spain is renowned for its festivals and fiestas: Rick Stein takes
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Gardeners World Christmas Special

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Radio Hall Of Fame

Veteran broadcaster Sir Jimmy Young has been inducted into
the Radio Academy’s Radio Hall of Fame.

The 90-year-old, who hosted a daily show on BBC Radio 2 for 35 years, was
one of four radio figures honoured by the industry body.

The other inductees were Jane Garvey, who presents BBC Radio 4′s Woman’s
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Radio Academy chief executive John Myers said they had all been “hugely
influential in the industry”.

Previous Hall of Fame inductees include Tony Blackburn, Billy
Cotton, Richard Dimbleby, Alan Freeman and The Goons.

Accepting her award, Jane Garvey recalled that it was a novelty for a woman
to present a radio breakfast show in the late 1980s, as she did on BBC
Hereford and Worcester.

She said she felt it would still be unusual for woman to have such a role
today, adding: “Many of us feel like that ought to change.”

She also hailed the work of the recently-launched Sound Women, a body that
aims to raise the profile of female radio broadcasters and celebrate their
achievements.

Rolling Stones and Faces guitarist Ronnie Wood was given a lifetime
achievement honour by music royalty organisation PPL, while producer and
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Pop star Katy Perry was named the most-played artist on UK radio in the last
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Now, that’s what I call a cats nap! Delightful images of kittens catching 40 winks

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Last updated at 11:06 PM on 2nd October 2011

Now, that’s what I call a cats nap! Delightful images of kittens catching 40 winks

Some will be dreaming of a bowl of milk, others of a tussle with a ball of string.

After the overwhelming response from readers to pictures of snoozing pups in the Mail last month, meet the kittens catching 40 winks — as opposed to mice.

As you can see, they’re all in a state of purr-fect bliss?.?.?.

Paws for reflection: You wouldn't expect an aristocat like me to sleep in a basket - I'm feline fine right where I am

Paws for reflection: You wouldn’t expect an aristocat like me to sleep in a basket – I’m feline fine right where I am

Catatonic: With any luck, I can stretch this nap out for a little longer . . .

Catatonic: With any luck, I can stretch this nap out for a little longer . . .

That darn cat: Playing with wool is exhausting

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That darn cat: Playing with wool is exhausting and right, in this house, I’m part of the furniture

Cat's whiskers: I'm having a lovely dream all about sardines

Cats whiskers: I’m having a lovely dream all about sardines

Bear hug: Teddy and I are just close friends

That¿s enough cataloguing: I¿ll look for that DVD of Cats later

Bear hug: Teddy and I are just close friends, and right, that’s enough cataloguing: I’ll look for that Cats DVD later

I'm Tom, he's Jerry: And you won't hear a squeak out of us for a while

I’m Tom, he’s Jerry: And you won’t hear a squeak out of us for a while

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Cats are the most beautiful, intelligent, loving animals on this earth. As I sit here one is squeezed on my lap purring his head off, what other creature woud be as loving as that? But sadly in Australia they are hated and I can’t let them out whatsoever for fear of their safety. But from some of the comments when animals things come up when I return to England with them this year I guess I will have to do the same there. I will do anything for my cats in part because they will do anything for me. I feel sad for people who hate them because they obviousy have never got to know a cat in their lives and are missing out on so much. It’s cynicism and hate out of sheer ignorance and spiteful natures.

Cats are the most beautiful creatures. I can’t believe anyone would want to hurt them, it makes me so mad when I hear cruel stories about them (or any animal for that matter). I have two who are my babies and keep me entertained as well as my friends when they pop over. Cats and other animals are all just beautiful creatures and deserve to enjoy a loving life just as every adult does……except for animal haters!

absolutely delightful pictures!

Sooooo cute, if these pics don’t make yo u smile you are dead inside! My cat Newton sits like a human whilst cleaning his legs and privates, so funny and no, you can’t pose a cat! Sometimes when he is finished cleaning himself, he just sits there with his legs out like a person for ages…wish I could post a pic here.

I tasted cat in China. It tastes very much like Rabbit.

Ohh, yes, please!! I love all kittens and cats. My cat loves marmite. ‘No Heaven will not ever Heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me.’
- Orion, Orionspit, 3/10/2011 19:30 – My male Bengal’s lastest fad is Tesco’s jam doughnuts. If He sees you take one out of the bag He’s at you screaming like a banshee until He gets a bite.

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Heroics of pets range from mundane to miraculous

Heroics of pets range from mundane to miraculous

We’ve had plenty of pets in our lifetime.

Rabbits, fish, a canary and, of course, dogs and cats.

And we have learned not to doubt that they can do amazing things.

We’ve seen a dog protect his housemate cat from the suspected threat of another dog.

We’ve seen a cat play possum to avoid sure agony at the hands — make that teeth — of two wandering canines.

It’s also true that we’ve seen that same cat lure two aggressive, but not really so threatening, dogs into the bushes and then send them off one at a time with their tails between their legs and their noses not feeling all that great.

We’ve seen a dog comfort a young child who was feeling down, and we’re sure that cats have helped to lower our blood pressure when circumstances dictated that it boil sky high.

Funny thing, our daughter Amy’s black lab Casey grew up in the city, but was — maybe still is — greatly afraid of umbrellas and store awnings. Nonetheless, he made it a point to walk between the baby Amy was pushing in a stroller and any oncoming person. Come to think about it, our other daughter Emily’s Rottweiler Harley did the same thing.

So, it’s no great surprise to me to learn of some of the amazing things that pets can do.

I recently read two separate accounts of pet rabbits awakening their owners to rescue them from house fires.

One of them, in Anchorage, Alaska, gave its life to save a mother and daughter, reportedly awakening the mother by jumping on the bed and scratching on her chest.

The other supposedly scratched on the bedroom door and thumped its legs until its owners woke up and escaped. Thumper?

I have to say: It would never happen to me.

I simply can’t see myself having a pet rabbit running loose around the house all night long.

Can you house break a rabbit?

There are some stories even more amazing than that.

A few years ago in Ontario, Canada, a woman slipped on a patch of ice and suffered multiple breaks in her leg.

According to the woman’s story, there was a snow bank between her and a nearby road.

As the tale (not tail) goes, her dog, a husky-German shepherd mix, grabbed her winter coat and pulled her over the snow bank to a place where she could be seen from the road.

Supposedly, the dog laid down on her, keeping her warm, then jumped up and barked when someone approached them.

My favorite stories, however, involve the 9/11 tragedy.

While there are, in fact, some fabricated stories about animal rescues from the World Trade Center, there are at least two authenticated tales.

According to one story, a guide dog led his master down 70 flights of stairs to safety after the planes struck.

His master reportedly heard the collision and smelled smoke, so, resigning himself to a tragic end, he released the dog from his harness and told him to go. The dog reportedly got swept away in a crowd of people, but came back to his master and guided him down all 70 flights of stairs.

The second story involves a man working on the 78th floor.

In this case, the man and his guide dog did not become separated, but apparently briefly said their goodbyes before beginning their climb down 1,463 stairs.

The dog stayed calm and the owner provided the necessary encouragement. Working together, they made it down, even providing some guidance for others, who were almost blinded by the smoke and debris, before eventually finding safety in a subway station just as the tower collapsed.

Ironically, the owner had spent much of the previous night awake, comforting his Labrador retriever during a thunderstorm.

That part of the story, I’ve seen myself.

These are animal heroes, but it doesn’t necessarily take a courageous act for animals to benefit their owners.

Exercise and emotional support are among the benefits.

We’ve heard many times that petting a furry friend is good for your blood pressure and cardiovascular health in general.

Now, I understand that even watching fish in a fish tank can bring that blood pressure down and help you to relax.

Heck, throw in a little steel drum band music and you can imagine you are on a beach in the Caribbean.

Now, that’s relaxing.

Tales from the prison kitchens

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Tales from the prison kitchens

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we are running an open ended article featuring a retired prison chef George ‘Lewis’ Proctor. (Click the link to read the background).

Tonight, I emailed Lewis for more recipes and said that we watched Jamie Oliver’s ’15′ Melbourne right through last week – all ten episodes. There was one scene where Jamie was telling the trainee chefs what to say if a customer asked what the dish consisted of. He instructed a rather large, tattooed lady ex drug addict (I think she was ex) that the dish was poached salmon with a lemon sauce. A customer did ask her what it was and her reply was quite simple and to the point , “It’s f…ing fish mate what does it look like!”

I asked lewis if he had any humorous stories from his days in the prison kitchens. He sent me this lovely little story, which I think will amuse you.

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While working at a Cat C prison kitchen in Lancashire, we had a particularly likable character who was more camp than a VW caravanette. When he went to the Gym he had his own polkadot shorts which he wore with pride and if anybody got up his nose he would threaten to kiss them (he was a big lad) this usually got rid of the offending prisoner or prison officer.

One day, we had just had a supply of rags delivered to us which we used to wipe floors and machinery down with and Langley was sorting through these for some “good uns” as he called them. Suddenly, there was this squeal of delight and he was all of a fluster “ooh look what I’ve got ” he shouts and there he stood, with a black bra, matching panties and suspender belt.

It took no guessing as to where those would be going in the next hour, so my boss, a whiley old Yorkshireman arranged to have Langley searched by security.

When the search team arrived and called for Langley his face was a picture. The boss told the senior officer in charge of the search team, he could use the staff toilet to search him in. We all crowded around the door listening to what was going on inside.

“This is a strip search take your clothes off down to your pants”, said the Senior Officer.
“No”, said Langley
“You bloody well will”, said the S.O
“I bloody well will not”, said Langley
“You’ll be nicked if you don’t”, said the S.O.
“I’LL be nicked if I do”, said Langley
“Right you’ve asked for it get em off or we’ll get em off for you”, said the Senior Officer.

There was a brief silence as Langley considered this and decided to remove his prison uniform. There was a long drawn out “OH…MY… GOD!” from the Senior Officer.

The the boss and I, along with the other prison chefs opened the door to see Langley stood there in all his glory, in his Bra, Panties, Suspender belt and Black stockings which he must have been saving for an occasion like this.

We all laughed until the tears ran down our legs but it took a long time for young Langley to see the joke

Watch out for more Tales from the Prison Kitchen.

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Raise Your Beer Mug To The World Or How To Say Cheers! In Zulu

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Raise Your Beer Mug To The World Or How To Say Cheers! In Zulu

The Moguls did it. So did the Vikings. “A mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” After coining that phrase, you don’t think this anonymous Egyptian from 2200 BC kept it to himself. I can see him raise his drinking vessel to his Nile-side neighbors while repeating the words.

Every country in the world has some sort of traditional drinking toast, often dozens. Usually one or two words, common toasts are not in the same league with toasts to the bride (which can drone on for hours), or to the retiree who’s been with us for 30 years but would rather get to his food while it’s hot. All of these really should be briefer, especially if a meal is being served. The everyday, no black tie, corner pub toasts exist in every culture and the vast majority simply mean ‘I wish you good health’. Not surprisingly it is the English who have strayed from the norm. ‘Cheers’, ‘Down the Hatch’, ‘Bottoms up’ and many more. I always assumed the latter referred to the bottom of the glass, however the Hawaiians have taken this literally. ‘Okole Maluna’ means ‘buttocks up’. I am including a list of multi-national toasts to impress your friends and use as a sign of respect when in the company of people from different cultures.

Here’s a bit of etiquette to go with your cosmopolitan language skills. It is customary to toast the first round, and let the host go first. There is some controversy over the clinking of glasses. It is said that the tradition started as a sly way to test the authenticity of the host’s crystal. Whether the Vikings clinked wooden goblets or not, it is considered more civilized to ‘touch glasses’ rather than bash together in a resounding crash. And while you’re about it, serve on the left and remove from the right!

Toasts From Many Lands

This is just a sampling of simple drinking toasts from around the world. Some are impossible to find in language dictionaries as they are colloquial phrases, slang or in dialect. I apologize in advance for spelling mistakes: I’m no linguist. Meanings have been included when I could find them. Fill in the blanks if you can. Some are just a general cheers. If you were making a bet on possible translation, you wouldn’t lose money by suggesting that every one of these toasts is wishing the recipient continued health and general well being. My spell check is about to go wild!

za vashe zdorovye (Russian)
slainte duine a ol (Irish) to your health
genatzt (Armenian)
a sua saude (Portuguese) good health
a votre sante (French) to your health
banzai (long life) (Japanese)or
kanpai (dry glass!) (Japanese)
bud mo (Ukranian)
cin cin (chin chin) (cheers) (Italian) or
alla salute (in good health) (Italian)
proost (Dutch) cheers
vivat (Polish) revival, survival
tervist (Estonian) general greeting
skal (Danish) cheers
here’s looking at you (kid, optional) (American/Bogart)
kia ora (Maori) all purpose greeting
egeszsegedre (Hungarian) to your health
Iechyd da (Welsh) good health
I sveikas (Lithuanian) your health
kippis (Finnish) cheers
le’chaim (Jewish) to life
na zdravi (Czech) to your health
noroc (Romanian)
prosit (German) here’s to you (and your health of course)
wen lie (Chinese)
salud (Spanish)
bahkt tu kel (Romany/Gypsy) good luck and health be on you
Here it is folks – oogy wawa (Zulu)
(wawa means ‘fell’, oogy wasn’t listed, any ideas?)

We should all feel well cheered and healthy after all that! Cheers.

author:Heather Moffat

Bill & Sheila’s Wine